what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
do it guys
Depends are you a girl? ;)
And okay then, you start?
i come into ur bedroom
and ur sleeping
and i crawl under your blanket
I'm still asleep
u feel me pulling down ur pants
and u wake up and smile
I kiss you gently, still sleepy
then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
cutting off your penis
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
I HATE YOU
I didn't cheat
you bleed to death in your bed
i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
nobody ever knows what happened
i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
I have a mercedes?
not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
have you ever cried over a character
i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”
have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried
because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better
because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them
Sam Winchester, I’m looking at you