what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
do it guys
Yes please
jesus didn’t have to do homework
Well sir Jesus was tortured, humiliated, nailed to a cross and then burned in hell for three days, mkay
better than homework
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You:
hi
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Stranger:
hey
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You:
wanna cyber
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Stranger:
Depends are you a girl? ;)
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You:
ya
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Stranger:
And okay then, you start?
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You:
i come into ur bedroom
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You:
and ur sleeping
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You:
and i crawl under your blanket
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Stranger:
I'm still asleep
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You:
u feel me pulling down ur pants
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You:
and u wake up and smile
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Stranger:
I kiss you gently, still sleepy
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You:
then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
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You:
cutting off your penis
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Stranger:
wait
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You:
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
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Stranger:
Then what...?
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You:
I HATE YOU
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Stranger:
I didn't cheat
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You:
you bleed to death in your bed
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Stranger:
i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
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You:
nobody ever knows what happened
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You:
i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
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You:
the end
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Stranger:
I have a mercedes?
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You:
not anymore faggot
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Your conversation partner has disconnected.
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
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fuckyeahfamousblackgirls: Actress Regina Hall messes around with her “Think Like A Man” male co-stars
FOREVER FUNNY.
omfg lol
LMFAOOO I CANT
GOODBYE SWEETIE?!?!?!
have you ever cried over a character
i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”
no
i mean
have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried
because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better
because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them
Sam Winchester, I’m looking at you
